why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers
And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.
get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto
staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change
"I’m not assigning any homework tonight…"
"…so that you can study for the test I’m giving you tomorrow."
I’m good at math. U + I = 69
Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10
No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.
for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg
I saw this on my twitter timeline …
Just let this sink in please ….
what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
i hate this i hate u