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darrynek:

itshinyu:

darrynek:

why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers 

And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.

get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto


liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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jennatalherpes:

this fucking line. this is revolutionary.

jennatalherpes:

this fucking line. this is revolutionary.


hotwinger:

"I’m not assigning any homework tonight…"

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"…so that you can study for the test I’m giving you tomorrow."

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unpresentable:

the-beauty-in-breakdown:

unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg


heroineheroine:

I saw this on my twitter timeline …
Just let this sink in please ….


saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 


alltsar:

to everyone saying “what has happened to our world”

alltsar:

to everyone saying “what has happened to our world”


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